This funny design can be printed on a pocket apron or t-shirt.
Caution, I can go from Hostess to Bitch in 2.3 seconds
Certified Wine Taster...Its a tough job, but somebody's got to do it
Dijon Vu - The feeling that you've already had this mustard before
First Class Chef ... (Yesterday was my first Class)
I'd tell you the Recipe...but then I'd have to kill you
If you want Breakfast in Bed...Go Sleep in the Kitchen
In this house 2 rules apply...1. I'm the Boss, 2. See Rule 1
Is it Hot in Here, or is it just Me?
Now Hiring - Dishwasher - No Experience Neccessary!Serious Enquiries Only!
Please don't give this man any beer - Thank You, His Spouse
Real Men Do Dishes...And I mean do dishes, not just tossing the plate near the sink. This includes scrubbing, drying AND putting them away.
The most important cooking utensil is the corkscrew
There's no such thing as too much garlic
This kitchen is under new management - everything is now self serve
Too many Chefs...Not Enough Dishwashers
What part of it's not ready yet, don't you understand?
While I have this apron on, I am the Boss, Any Questions?
Wine gets better with age...The older I get, the more I like it.
World's greatest cook - (Just don't tell my Mother)
Zero to Naked in 2.4 bottles of Wine.
